How Can Women Consider This as a Joke

There are always two sides to a story, and what you see is not always the true story. When I first saw this joke pasted on Facebook, I did not find it funny at all. And what disturbs me even more than it being considered a joke is how so many women who commented on the post, were able to laugh about it and become defensive over one woman who also did not find it funny.

Instead, I see it as an eye-opener. A glimpse at a world many of us choose not to see for whatever reason or excuse there may be. Here's what was written. Now, tell me. Do you see this as a joke?






(Before marriage)

Husband: I can't hardly wait.
Wife: Do you want me to leave?
Husband: don't even think about it.
Wife: Do you love me?
Husband: Of course, always have, always will.
Wife: Have you cheated on me?
Husband: No, why you even asking?
Wife: Will you kiss me?
Husband: Every chance I get.
Wife: Will you hit me?
Husband: Hell no, are you crazy?
Wife: Can I trust you?
Husband: Yes.
Wife: Darling
(After marriage. Read from bottom to top)



Joy Smith also known as The Insane Writer, is the author of the Sci-Fi novel, The Generation. You can email her at silent_beautie@yahoo.com She can also be found on Twitter @theinsanewriter and you visit her official website at www.theinsanewriter.com.



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How to Stay Sane in an Insane World

I don't claim these words, someone else can... But I did find a few to be pretty interesting to say the least and funny to say the most. Enjoy. Ohh and for those who like to take things a little too seriously, the words below is known as a joke. So smile, don't take life so serious and for Pete's Sake, Lighten Up!!!!



To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity (a few new ones have been added since I saw this list last time)

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and
point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice !

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has
Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana.

6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks
you get.

7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious
face.

8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

9. Sing Along At The Opera.

10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their
Party Because You have a headache.

11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot,
Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

13 . Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE
COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

Up a Shit Creek Without a Paddle

You know the old say, Up a Shit Creek Without a Paddle. Ever have one of those days? If you're like most of us, you probably have. The interesting thing is, most of us probably though the old saying was just that. A saying. Well, apparently someone took it to heart and decided it would be a great idea to turn that saying into the real thing. So here it is. I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did. I know it made my day!

Osyter Awareness. Get the Facts.

Have you ever felt like the joke's on you? Well, I bet this mom-to-be Oyster did. Enjoy!

A father-to-be anxiously awaits the birth of his first child, but to his shock his wife gives birth to a baby crab. Quickly his wife looks up at him and says, "I'm sorry. I meant to tell you." To which he angrily replies, "You've been down at that crab shack eating crabs without me, again haven't you?"


If you're like me and love raw oysters, you may not even be thinking about the serious dangers of eating them raw. Oysters like, Gulf oysters can be very dangerous for some people. They can carry Vibrio vulnificus, a disease that can cause serious illness in some people.

An easy way to avoid the disease is by making sure you eat cooked oysters rather than raw ones. If you're like me however, eating cooked verses raw is easier said than done. So if this is the case, please at least educate yourself through Be Oyster Aware's website and get the real facts about consuming raw oysters. It could save your life.